a lil austrian town called...

disclaimer: this is PURELY general /geographical knowledge!
and at no point in time meant to demean anyone!

try to find it!

This Fucking settlement has existed since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko. "-ing" is an old Germanic suffix indicating the people of the root word to which it is attached; thus Fucking means "(place of) Focko’s people." The village has a population of 107.

Fucking's most famous feature is a traffic sign with its name on it, beside which tourists often stop to have their photograph taken. It is a commonly stolen street sign. Significant public funds have been spent on replacing the stolen signs.

Christian Lacroix 4eva!

totally *heart* this! simply elegant!

the WA sisters

u noe.. i was thinking... if i am lady wawa... den wat makes of my sister? =P

1. lady wahaha
2. lady wasabi
3. lady wapiangz
4. lady wasehz
5. lady wayang

take your pick today!

mOre than meets the eye!

my first midnight movie in a long long while...

~mmt~

~me! (b4 i evolved into lady wawa)~

must bring for a midnite show: car & cardigan

Quotable Quotes: Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.

liu lian fiesta!

lady wawa is down with flu, NOT the H1N1 flu but wat i call the durian flu!

and this she is the culprit! she forced me!

end result: MC cos of a horrible sore throat, flu, runny nose! boohoo~!

shld have juz POSED for the photo instead of EAT! zzz.

no harper's island! and federer wins.

dun u feel upsetwhen wat you've been looking forward to the entire week suddenly decides to be postponed ONE WEEK! grrr.. there goes my weekly harper's island.

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so, i turned to roger instead... wat a looooooong match... zzz...

5-7, 7-6 (8-6), 7-6 (7-5), 3-6, 16-14

Lady Gaga!

this is Lady Gaga...

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... and may i present to u... Lady Wawa! =p

trivia #1

Q: What will Gladys do when she is distressed?

1. Eat Pastamania
2. Go Shopping / Spend Money
3. Cut Her Hair
4. Pack Her Room (or anything in sight)
5. All of the Above

Post your answers today! =P

SAGITTARIUS WOMAN

A tall slim and graceful woman who walked proudly like she is walking in a beauty pageant competition. If she slips or nearly falls, she will nicely cover it up and continue with her graceful and impressive walking step. She knows how to use make up to enhance her beauty. She looks at the world positively, so her face always seems so happy. She will not get up set easily.

Self confident woman who believes in her own style. She will not follow fashion, but standing between simplicity and too modern. She is a very open person, sometimes can be too blunt. She is an honest person and never try to cause troubles for any one.

She likes to say something that you do not want to hear and yet she can say something so pleasing at the same time. Example she may say "I wish you could make more money, so you could afford better cloth, but anyway it is better this way. If you make more money you could be thinking of money too much and become greedy". She can say such thing and make you wonder if you should get up set or love her more.

She is also a free spirit and does not like to stay home. She likes to be protected, but not to give her orders. She has no respect for a weak man. If she trys to overpower you, then you have to calm her down and try to control her to be in a limit by doing the same thing too. She will listen if she respects you. She likes to be herself and likes her guy to be himself.

She is a no nonsense woman, so you will not hear she says " Guess what I will do next", or "Guess what I am thinking" because she always says what she is thinking out loud like a guy. If you do not understand her in this matter, you could easily break up with her. She sees problems in her love life as another funny story.

She is clumsy and it is in her nature. You may think it is cute, but for some neat guys this could be so unbearable. She is very friendly, so she can easily turn her enemy to be her friends. She has good taste in fine cloths, good food, first class and first services. Even a poor woman in this Zodiac will struggle to afford such good taste. She could spent lots of money as if she can not understand how difficult it is to make money. If you think of letting her borrow money, think again.

She is a paranoid. If she thinks you like her, she may already think about getting married and losing her freedom and so on and on. A jolly woman who loves sports. She is an ordinary woman who could dress like a tomboy. She has more guy friends and sometimes could act like one of the guys. She does not care about rumors, so she can get home very late and couldn't careless what her neighbor will gossip about her. She thinks either good or bad, you will know it yourself, so you should not bother what people think.

Her wit and innocent look are her charms. She is often hurt from love, but never afraid to look for a new one as if she is singing "Do that to me one more time". She likes going straight and being straight forward. She will not go around to get what she wants, or beat around the bush just to say something. If you meet her and tell her straight what you think, she will admire you.

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wat a lengthy piece of horoscope thingy. ha.

the cuppas cuppa

coffee makes me happy. coffee at nice chillout places makes me happier!

forced smile from a grouchy glad. thank God for MMT. yayyay.

i wan tis!!!!!

in my house!

for LOAN

as promised, waddya tink mel?

b.a.r.n.e.y

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after school they meet to play
and sing with happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!

the shape test

You Are Skilled

You are balanced and competent. You value harmony. Other people see you as outgoing, hyper, and even a bit overwhelming. Your ideal romantic relationship is unconventional, wild, and very public. You do best in tasks that require you to be logical, hard-working, and courageous.

The Shape Test

summer rain!

You Feel Like Summer

Right now, you are filled with energy and excitement. You feel like you are finally living the life you've always wanted... and you can barely believe it. You are thriving and making progress. You feel like you can take on any challenge. You are extremely happy and upbeat. You enjoy every part of your day, and you love the adventure of life.

What Season Do You Feel Like?

the JC lightbulb jOke

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.

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i'm impressed, new JCs have been added! and oh pls do not kill me. i found it off the Net.

casting a wider net?

SURVEY OF 200 SINGAPOREAN SINGLES BY LUNCH ACTUALLY

AGE IS proving to be less of a barrier in the Singaporean's search for love, with more women here now open to dating younger men and more men willing to date older women.

read it here.

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den y do i have people around me who are seemingly eligible, in fact attractive, yet single?

and i have people around me who are willing to lower their expectations cos they dun really believe that opportunities do knock twice.

it's time to rethink those criteria, friends. having said that, there still exists a threshold level, below which criteria should not fall.

bOdyCombat's bDay?

ha, everything also can celebrate with a CAKE.

my nOkia playlist [adv]

being an avid nokia phone user for the longest time, i've neva known that there's so much more i can do with the all new Nokia Comes With Music. it gives you a whole year of free unlimited music downloads that you can keep forever! indeed, too good to be true. too good i've to share with the world, thru my very innovative playlist. ha!

Shake Up with Nokia Comes With Music!

science center rOx.

~our heads on a platter~
such a feeling usually appears when we forget to do certain mandatory stuffs, mostly happens on thursday nites and tuesday mornings.

~imitation at work again~

teacher LIM

kimmy and i had the privilege to witness teacher lim's... let's juz call it.. initiation into teacher-hood. i guess we weren't really excited or looking forward to it. the thought of having the grammar of our future generation being degraded by teacher lim kinda makes us shudder with fear.

nonetheless, we pray that teacher lim does have her fair share of contribution to this industry, or maybe other industries as well, like contributing to the pockets of the taxi drivers working in her estate in the morning.

wat a weird looking teacher. you'll prolly cant recognise her from the rest of the students, due to her height, of the lack of it.

divaliciOus @ Bellinni Grande

on a thursday night, not exactly enticing for me since i have to work the next day (not like teacher lim)thankfully, there's Jack and Rai! hahaha.. we are Jack & Rai's invited guests. it pays to have celebrity frens.

and here's our usual photo taking / time killing session.

teacher lim, next time forewarn me first, so that i can plan the next day to be a non-working day. heh.

my belOved

My beloved is white and ruddy,
Chief among ten thousand.
His head is like the finest gold;
His locks are wavy, And black as a raven.
His eyes are like doves By the rivers of waters,
Washed with milk, And fitly set.
His cheeks are like a bed of spices,
Banks of scented herbs.
His lips are lilies, Dripping liquid myrrh.
His hands are rods of gold Set with beryl.
His body is carved ivory Inlaid with sapphires.
His legs are pillars of marble
Set on bases of fine gold.
His countenance is like Lebanon,
Excellent as the cedars.
His mouth is most sweet,
Yes, he is altogether lovely.

Don't Forget The Lyrics!

Ladies & Gentlemen,

"Don't Forget the Lyrics" - WYZ is here!

The Day:
Date: 27 June 2009 (Saturday)
Location: Jurong West B4
Time: 6.30pm – 8.30pm

Instructions:
1.Each CG can only send 1 team of 4 participants (We'll send our BEST!)
2.Competition will be on both English and Chinese songs
3.Team will be given a list of 200 songs to learn: 100 English & 100 Chinese
4.Competition songs will be from this list of 200 songs
5.All participating teams will compete on actual day of competition where they will go through round 1 in B4

How to Play?
Round 1
• 5 teams will compete to sing 1 song correctly
• The best team will proceed to Round 2 immediately
• Judging Criteria for Round 1:
i. Correct lyrics
ii. Correct pitch
iii. Correct tempo

Round 2
• Team will have to play 10 categories, where there will be 2 English and 2 Chinese songs to choose from
• After completing one song, team proceeds to choose the next category • Categories:
a. KTV Top Hits
b. Dance Hits
c. Songs of 90s
d. Boy Bands
e. Rock
f. Local Artistes
g. Movie Soundtracks
h. Love Ballad
i. Animal songs
j. Oldies
• Lifelines
a. Ask a friend – from the audience to come up and help
b. Voting - Show 3 sentences
c. Opening words – said by the host
• Strictly no prompting from the crowd!
• Team drops out if they cannot get the correct lyrics

SO WAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? EXCITING PRIZES TO BE WON!!!!!!

mango sale jun 2009

MNG sales spendings:
$300+ in dec 2006,
$133 in jun 2007,
$125 in dec 2007,
$134 in jun 2008,
$126 in dec 2008,
and the latest addition: $151 190 in jun 2009.

a leopard neva changes its spots. zzz.

holidays in 2010

long holidays!

i need INTERNET CONNECTION!

... ... at a hotel wedding dinner.first of all, weddings (be it chinese or malay or any other ethnic groups) DO NOT start early. DO NOT be fooled by the "Your punctuality is greatly appreciated" in the wedding invite. =p

so, if you are an invited guest who happened to be a gracious singaporean turning up on time for the dinner, you betta pray for MOBILE BROADBAND. and no, hotels dun provide wireless internet access. they merely charge you an exorbitant sum for using the hotel's internet (when juz across the road, there is wireless@sg.zzz.)

some of the suggestions you can:
1. blog abt how long the dinner takes to start
2. facebook your friends
3. play online games
4. stay in touch with the latest current affairs
5. surf the net for the ang pow rates in singapore ($$$)

well i juz got married over the weekend i have to indemnify myself, brides are usually really busy before the dinner started, not cos they juz wanna dilly dally in the room. u wont want to know how heavy the gown was.

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Live Life Online Anywhere with SingTel BroadBand on Mobile Youth Plan!

Visit www.singtel.com/youth for details.

yay!

starstudded weekend.

come join us!

toilet

such a bling toilet sign... i am attracted to shiny objects. haha!

the steamboat place! GOOD!

it's along food street in chinatown!

a walk down 1929

STOP #1: our all time fav steamboat!

of cos before the steamboat, there was a major earthquake when i fell.. and i shall not post up the pictures which my beloved friends so painstakingly took while laughing non-stop. zzz. there was really a huge variety of food, with my fav tea leaf egg! haha...

STOP #2: many-some at 1929.
wat a pretty room. with an open concept bathroom and an outdoor bathtub. whoo! we got the room at a 50% discount too! (dun ask how!)

the inhouse netpresso machine + our barista, kimmy wang!

our 五连拍our fascination with the chairs in and outside the room, i tink they are on sale if you are interested to get them
the best chair ever, the rocking chair... hahaha.. there are many many more photos of tis chair, but abit unglam. so cannot post!chairs at the reception, with a sad looking bear which of cos attracted only mimi.the red heart-shaped chair! i wan 1 in my house too!and of cos, how can we forget to invite the strange goggled entity to join us everytime there's such an event? here she is!

when the sun goes down...

i was warned not to post up certain photos... but wat to do.. my fren so handsome (especially handsome in small and dark photos..), i had to post it up & share with the general public. keke.

neva trust a woman's promise, especially mine! haha!

LOST in ubin!

yea.. LOST in ubin.. but before i got to ubin, i already lost liao.. tis is how it went:

KelGuo: Let's meet at Changi Ferry Terminal at 12pm for briefing!

since piggy me woke up at 11.30+++am, i am in the usual rush. and memory tells me that changi ferry terminal is outside the changi airfreight center. after all i am GPS, dun need check map i also know how to go one!

*vroom vroom*

upon reaching the changi ferry terminal (pic from online), spider me saw the pretty grand entrance with the words "Johor Customs", thought to myself, ''since when go ubin need passport one? aiya bring la juz in case" and so i grabbed the PASSPORT. zzz.didnt take me long to realise that it's NOT changi ferry terminal! it's changi POINT ferry terminal! POINT bro POINT! one word very impt lei!

impt lessons learnt:
1. there are at least 2 other ferry terminals along the same loooong stretch.
2. changi nasi lemak standard dropped alrdy. it's $3 and the portion feels like $1.50.
3. when kelguo says meet at 12pm, dun really need to reach that early de. cos the rest of the ppl involved also sashayed in at around 12.30pm, to leave after 5 min to get food. zzz.
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4. you dun need a passport to go to ubin. MEGA ZZZ.

disclaimer: i went to Ubin before OK! by canoe round island (macho one ok!)