Showing posts with label cOmplete randOmness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cOmplete randOmness. Show all posts

Friday, December 6, 2013

life and deaths

well, i dun usually blog about sad news. but i guess in time to come, i may not remember exact details of them. like which year my popo passed away? it was the old school photographs that still displayed the date stamp that refreshed my memory... 1998.

it seems like there are alot of deaths this year. woke up to the news of the death of Nelson Mandela, the revered icon of the anti-apartheid struggle in South Africa and one of the towering political figures of the 20th century.

juz a couple of days ago, fast and furious actor Paul Walker, died, ironically in a car crash.

in between them, was the sudden death of a cg member, alvin. well. he was one of the few nice guys who took the initiative to talk to me while i was still new in the cg. i hope there is something i can do for the family, at least for the wife. :(

some 2 months ago, chris left us. she too, was one of the few colleagues who displayed great hospitality. oh, and her home was the only (i tink) place that was opened up to the rest of the colleagues during CNY.

and then there was the 98 year old mom of my boss. she lived a good life and fought the good fight. 
 
and then there was a 14 year old girl, daughter of a fellow colleague in office, who also passed away due to cancer? suddenly too. 

TREASURE LIFE, AND THOSE AROUND YOU, MY FRIENDS.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

H1N1, H2N2, H3N3, H7N9, HxNx

yes, the new variation of the H1N1 virus is out and killing people. i'm serious when i say ''killing people''. it's deadly. and as if i've not had enough of the news, my very pro-workplace health and safety company has issued an email to educate all of us about keeping clean and healthy.

(Excerpted)
How to prevent the spread of flu
Wash your hands:
  • Before eating or preparing food: oh i do need to take note of this, since we subscribe to the dirty-eat-dirty-grow-up mentality.
  • After coughing, sneezing, or blowing your nose: i need to shift my workstation permanently to the pantry or the toilet in that case
  • After using the washroom: refer to next section, i bet ya dunno how to really wash your hands
How to wash your hands:
  • Wash your hands with soap and water for 20 seconds. Rinse well, with hands held downward. Dry with a paper towel, then use the towel to turn off the faucet. seriously.
  • If soap and water are not available, use an alcohol-based hand cleanser, which significantly reduce the number of germs. i have dettol in office!
Spread of germs:
  • Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs often spread when a person touches something contaminated, then touches their eyes, nose or mouth
  • Avoid close contact with sick people:
  • Attempt to keep at least three (3) feet or one (1) meter away: dun be surprised if you see me mentally measuring distance while staring at you.
  • If you’re sick, keep your distance from others: my MCs are now even more justified.
  • Cover your mouth and nose when coughing or sneezing, use tissues, and dispose them properly. Wash your hands afterwards.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

manicures, the surest way to waste time.

i'm so bored of waiting i did my manicure again. shorter nails, hopefully longer lasting...

Friday, May 6, 2011

encounters of the 3rd kind

this is Catherine's whatapps screen...
and this is mine.
QUESTION: who wrote the sentence: "No la. I got 3 stops only."

i suspect catherine has an imaginary friend. SPOOKY.....

Monday, May 2, 2011

first TPL, then TPH... and now...

TPL vs TPH
and introducing the next potential candidate, catherine lai!
oh, the reason for the tiny photo is that cat is a very high profiled person who is constantly being stalked, so in order to protect her privacy (and safety), i had to resort to tis. SIGH.

well, she does bear some similarities to the very potential PAP candidate. one thing for sure, she will definitely stamp her feet and say "i dunno how to answer, lah" when faced with difficult situations. she will.

let me tell you why she will not make it as the next politician.
1. she did not do the victory peace sign! PEACE OUT!
2. the kate spade box is held at a wrong angle!
3. and finally, she's not act cute enough.

so the verdict is, stop dreaming about the extremely high paying government position, and be thankful at your 9-5 job, ah meow! hahaha......

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

whale shark?

mel showed me a pic of the whale shark today. (or was it shark whale? i forgot.) he said his friend took the pic while diving. while i'm pretty sure he took it off the net to smoke me.

anyway, my point is whale is whale, shark is shark! where got combined one?! so issit a whale or a shark?! life could be much simpler!
on hindsight, anqila bought bread cake for me last week for teabreak... and the bakery (or issit cakery?) in simei is selling "cake bread"... bread is bread, cake is cake! arghs!

Monday, June 21, 2010

parking fine!

we have this weird habit of sneaking up the windscreens of cars who have parking fines strapped onto their wipers... and the other day, we caught sight of tis:

"parking against traffic flow"

first of all, the car was in a PROPER parking lot along a small road. and i am pretty sure the driver had left a valid parking coupon in the car too.. in any case, tis silly mistake had cost him a whooping $50.
moral of the story: park properly. in no time, u might even be fined for parking 5cm outside the designated lot's markings.

cOin dOzer part 2

i am seriously keeping myself entertained with this silly game! look! my bear is looking very frightened as he approached the drain!

Friday, June 11, 2010

juz like the palm tree...

'Tis not the softer things of life
Which stimulate man's will to strive;
But bleak adversity and strife
Do most to keep man's will alive.
O'er rose-strewn paths the weaklings creep,
But brave hearts dare to climb the steep."

Friday, May 21, 2010

Where's the Fat?

Where's the Fat?
Fat, or adipose tissue, is found in several places in your body. Generally, fat is found underneath your skin (subcutaneous fat). There's also some on top of each of your kidneys. Other locations depend upon whether you are a man or woman:

*An adult man tends to carry body fat in his chest, abdomen and buttocks, producing an "apple" shape.

*An adult woman tends to carry fat in her breasts, hips, waist and buttocks, creating a "pear" shape.

*The difference in fat location comes from the sex hormones estrogen and testosterone.

Your body contains two types of fat tissue:

White fat - important in energy metabolism, heat insulation and mechanical cushioning.
Brown fat - found mostly in newborn babies, between the shoulders; important for thermogenesis (making heat).

Fat tissue is made up of fat cells. Fat cells are a unique type of cell. You can think of a fat cell as a tiny plastic bag that holds a drop of fat:

White fat cells are large cells that have very little cytoplasm, only 15 percent cell volume, a small nucleus and one large fat droplet that makes up 85 percent of cell volume.

Brown fat cells are somewhat smaller, are loaded with mitochondria and are composed of several smaller fat droplets. The mitochondria are able to generate heat. Fat cells are formed in the developing fetus during the third trimester of pregnancy, and later at the onset of puberty, when the sex hormones "kick in." It is during puberty that the differences in fat distribution between men and women begin to take form. One amazing fact is that fat cells do not multiply after puberty -- as your body stores more fat, the number of fat cells remains the same. Each fat cell simply gets bigger! In addition to fat tissue, some fat is stored in the liver, and an even smaller amount in muscle.

How fat enters your body
When you eat food that contains fat, mostly triglycerides, it goes through your stomach and intestines. In the intestines, the following happens:

1. Large fat droplets get mixed with bile salts from the gall bladder in a process called emulsification. The mixture breaks up the large droplets into several smaller droplets called micelles, increasing the fat's surface area.

2. The pancreas secretes enzymes called lipases that attack the surface of each micelle and break the fats down into their parts, glycerol and fatty acids.

3.These parts get absorbed into the cells lining the intestine.

4. In the intestinal cell, the parts are reassembled into packages of fat molecules (triglycerides) with a protein coating called chylomicrons. The protein coating makes the fat dissolve more easily in water.

5. The chylomicrons are released into the lymphatic system -- they do not go directly into the bloodstream because they are too big to pass through the wall of the capillary.

6. The lymphatic system eventually merges with the veins, at which point the chylomicrons pass into the bloodstream.

You might be wondering why fat molecules get broken down into glycerol and fatty acids if they're just going to be rebuilt. This is because fat molecules are too big to easily cross cell membranes. So when passing from the intestine through the intestinal cells into the lymph, or when crossing any cell barrier, the fats must be broken down. But, when fats are being transported in the lymph or blood, it is better to have a few, large fat molecules than many smaller fatty acids, because the larger fats do not "attract" as many excess water molecules by osmosis as many smaller molecules would.

How fat is stored in your body
Chylomicrons do not last long in the bloodstream -- only about eight minutes -- because enzymes called lipoprotein lipases break the fats into fatty acids. Lipoprotein lipases are found in the walls of blood vessels in fat tissue, muscle tissue and heart muscle. The activity of lipoprotein lipases depends upon the levels of insulin in the body. If insulin is high, then the lipases are highly active; if insulin is low, the lipases are inactive.

The fatty acids are then absorbed from the blood into fat cells, muscle cells and liver cells. In these cells, under stimulation by insulin, fatty acids are made into fat molecules and stored as fat droplets.

It is also possible for fat cells to take up glucose and amino acids, which have been absorbed into the bloodstream after a meal, and convert those into fat molecules. The conversion of carbohydrates or protein into fat is 10 times less efficient than simply storing fat in a fat cell, but the body can do it. If you have 100 extra calories in fat (about 11 grams) floating in your bloodstream, fat cells can store it using only 2.5 calories of energy. On the other hand, if you have 100 extra calories in glucose (about 25 grams) floating in your bloodstream, it takes 23 calories of energy to convert the glucose into fat and then store it. Given a choice, a fat cell will grab the fat and store it rather than the carbohydrates because fat is so much easier to store.

It is important to note that as your body stores more fat, the number of fat cells remains the same; each fat cell simply gets bigger.

Hormones That Act Opposite to Insulin
When you are not eating, your body is not absorbing food. If your body is not absorbing food, there is little insulin in the blood. However, your body is always using energy; and if you're not absorbing food, this energy must come from internal stores of complex carbohydrates, fats and proteins. Under these conditions, various organs in your body secrete hormones:

pancreas - glucagon
pituitary gland - growth hormone
pituitary gland - ACTH (adrenocorticotropic hormone)
adrenal gland - epinephrine (adrenaline)
thyroid gland - thyroid hormone

These hormones act on cells of the liver, muscle and fat tissue, and have the opposite effects of insulin.

How your body breaks down fat
When you are not eating, or you are exercising, your body must draw on its internal energy stores of complex carbohydrates, fats and proteins. Your body's prime source of energy is glucose. In fact, some cells in your body, such as brain cells, can get energy only from glucose.

The first line of defense in maintaining energy is to break down carbohydrates, or glycogen, into simple glucose molecules -- this process is called glycogenolysis. Next, your body breaks down fats into glycerol and fatty acids in the process of lipolysis. The fatty acids can then be broken down directly to get energy, or can be used to make glucose through a multi-step process called gluconeogenesis. In gluconeogenesis, amino acids can also be used to make glucose.

In the fat cell, other types of lipases work to break down fats into fatty acids and glycerol. These lipases are activated by various hormones, such as glucagon, epinephrine and growth hormone. The resulting glycerol and fatty acids are released into the blood, and travel to the liver through the bloodstream. Once in the liver, the glycerol and fatty acids can be either further broken down or used to make glucose.

Friday, May 14, 2010

let's see how far i'll go...

I'm waking up at the start of the end of the world,
But its feeling just like every morning before,
Now I wonder what my life is going to mean if its gone,
The cars are moving like a half a mile an hour if that
I started staring at the passengers waving goodbye
Can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time...

tuition, or loan sharks?

my tuition days are getting more and more exciting. juz the other day, my kid had 猪头plastered all over her sis' room! (never owe a woman money!)

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

"kar kar"

arrr! i picked sis up from the airport.. and guess wat? an uninvited guest followed me home! first to supper den back home! argh!

i've decided to adopt it. it's called "kar kar". can u spot it? hehe.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

mel makes me happy!

the 重点 here is: I AM 21 YEARS OLD!!! wahhahaha.... see? if u say it long enough, it shall be established as FACT.

Monday, March 1, 2010

tis is sooo funny i had to export it over....

造句

1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: ..一边 ……….. 一边………… ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣?~~

4.题目: 一… 就….
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行 ..

5. 題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句
例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞 )
小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我( ),其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我( 是戴面具的)。
老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好… 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗…
老师评语 : 那到底是细还是粗?

9.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句… 老师佩服你。

11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗 …
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目: 谢谢…. 因为……
小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业……
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过……

14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.題目: 一… 便 …
小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造…

16. 題目: 又….. 又 …..
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈……是怪物吗?

17果然
上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
老师:…………

18 瓜分
小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
老师:小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃
小朋友:好吃个屁
老师: ………

20 况且
小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
老师:……………

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

gladys' soliloquy

Human life is complex and at the same time simple. It is same as the flower, fragrant as well as thorn sharp and honey, sweet but also bitter. For most of the people life is often like a pinball game, passing trough narrow pathways, hitting at the sharp edges and falling deep down to unknown gulfs of dents. Dilemmas call in the lives one over another to make life on earth more and more intolerable. At this point anyone may possibly think in line with renowned writer Shakespeare that "Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man" or "Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

My Daily Bread...