Thursday, April 29, 2010

贱招!

贱招 #1!

the other day we turned right into this road looking for a petrol kiosk... it was a loooooong road, and so we did a ''not-so legal'' u-turn. ha. the kiosk was EMPTY, the uncle muz be glad that they have customers! after that, we went back on track to get to where we came from.

and den we were stopped. by the police. he asked "where u all come from ah? u all made a u-turn behind or further down?"

"erm we made a u-turn?"

"cannot be, cos we closed the other side of the road already. so u all made an ILLEGAL u-turn.."

"... ... ..."

thank God he wasnt out to catch illegal u-turners! now we know why the whole stretch of road was EMPTY.

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which led me to recall wat happened long ago in school... 贱招 #2!

remember the Assembly period? the school was kind/lazy enough to let us off during Assembly period to do what they call "self reading". well since lunch time followed, some smart alecks tot that it was ok to go out of the school campus for an early long lunch!!!!

some 10 min into the period.... the FIRE ALARM rang. and the school gate was CLOSED.

attendance HAD to be taken.

and SO, those who sneaked outta school was caught. haha. (i was NOT one of them!)

MORAL of the story: Beware of 贱招s everywhere!

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